| Jimmy Swaggart |  I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Jimmy Swaggart |
| Joe Klein | I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do.
Joe Klein |
| Joe Moore | Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.
Joe Moore |
| Joe Murray | Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
Joe Murray |
| Joe Rogan | Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan |
| Joel Osteen | I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.
Joel Osteen |
| Joey Adams | Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams |
| John Boehner | And protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.
John Boehner |
| John Boehner | And that is why marriage and family law has emphasized the importance of marriage as the foundation of family, addressing the needs of children in the most positive way.
John Boehner |
| John Boehner | While 45 of the 50 States have either a State constitutional amendment or a statute that preserves the current definition of marriage, left-wing activist judges and officials at the local levels have struck down State laws protecting marriage.
John Boehner |
| John le Carre | Most people like to read about intrigue and spies. I hope to provide a metaphor for the average reader's daily life. Most of us live in a slightly conspiratorial relationship with our employer and perhaps with our marriage.
John le Carre |
| John Selden | Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life tis most meddled with by other people.
John Selden |
| John Steinbeck | A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck |
| John Sununu | Defining marriage is a power that should be left to the states. Moreover, no state should be forced to recognize a marriage that is not within its own laws, Constitution, and legal precedents.
John Sununu |
| John Updike | Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.
John Updike |
| John Updike | That a marriage ends is less than ideal; but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds.
John Updike |
| John Updike | The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.
John Updike |
| Johnny Carson | If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson |
| Johnny Weissmuller | No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.
Johnny Weissmuller |
| Joseph Barbera | My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned.
Joseph Barbera |
