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Rita Rudner

  • A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
    Rita Rudner
  • Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
    Rita Rudner
  • I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
    Rita Rudner
  • I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
    Rita Rudner
  • I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
    Rita Rudner
  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
    Rita Rudner
  • I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
    Rita Rudner
  • I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
    Rita Rudner
  • I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
    Rita Rudner
  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
    Rita Rudner
  • I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
    Rita Rudner
  • I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
    Rita Rudner
  • In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
    Rita Rudner
  • It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
    Rita Rudner
  • It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
    Rita Rudner
  • Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
    Rita Rudner
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
    Rita Rudner
  • Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
    Rita Rudner
  • Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
    Rita Rudner
  • Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
    Rita Rudner

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