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Rita Rudner

  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
    Rita Rudner
  • My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
    Rita Rudner
  • My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
    Rita Rudner
  • My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
    Rita Rudner
  • My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
    Rita Rudner
  • Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
    Rita Rudner
  • Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
    Rita Rudner
  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
    Rita Rudner
  • Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
    Rita Rudner
  • The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.
    Rita Rudner
  • The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
    Rita Rudner
  • They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
    Rita Rudner
  • To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
    Rita Rudner
  • We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
    Rita Rudner
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
    Rita Rudner
  • Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
    Rita Rudner

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