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Joan Rivers

  • A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    Joan Rivers
  • Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
    Joan Rivers
  • Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
    Joan Rivers
  • Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
    Joan Rivers
  • Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
    Joan Rivers
  • Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
    Joan Rivers
  • Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
    Joan Rivers
  • Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
    Joan Rivers
  • I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
    Joan Rivers
  • I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
    Joan Rivers
  • I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
    Joan Rivers
  • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
    Joan Rivers
  • I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
    Joan Rivers
  • I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
    Joan Rivers
  • I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
    Joan Rivers
  • I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
    Joan Rivers
  • I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
    Joan Rivers
  • I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
    Joan Rivers
  • If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
    Joan Rivers
  • Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
    Joan Rivers

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