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Rodney Dangerfield
  • I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • Life is just a bowl of pits.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
    Rodney Dangerfield
    Ben doğduktan sonra annemin bir sabah hastalığı vardı.
  • My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
    Rodney Dangerfield

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