If I stopped putting things off, I'd be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.
Eğer işleri ertelemeyi bıraksaydım, daha mutlu olurdum. Tek yaptığım, koca kıçımın üzerinde oturmak. Eğer kıçım bu kadar büyük olmasaydı, daha mutlu olurdum.
- Steve called.
- What did he say?
- He said where the hell were you. What did you tell him?
That you have to wait 24 hours before you file a missing person's report.
I thought you were in somebody's trunk.
- I was with Danny.
- I waited for you at the steam bath. Just sweating my ass off with some fat women from the old countrywho don't speak any English.
- Steve aradı.
- Ne dedi?
- Hangi cehennemde olduğunu söyledi. Ona ne söyledin?
- Kayıp kişi raporu vermeden evvel 24 saat beklemen gerektiğini.
- Birinin bagajındasın sandım.
- Danny ile birlikteydim.
- Seni buhar odasında bekledim. Eski ülkeden gelen ve hiç İngilizce konuşamayan şişman bir kadınla birlikte kıçımı terletiyordum.
- Steve called.
- What did he say?
- He said where the hell were you. What did you tell him?
- That you have to wait 24 hours before you file a missing person's report.
- I thought you were in somebody's trunk.
- I was with Danny.
- I waited for you at the steam bath. Just sweating my ass off with some fat women from the old countrywho don't speak any English.
- Steve aradı.
- Ne dedi?
- Hangi cehennemde olduğunu söyledi. Ona ne söyledin?
- Kayıp kişi raporu vermeden evvel 24 saat beklemen gerektiğini.
- Birinin bagajındasın sandım.
- Danny ile birlikteydim.
- Seni buhar odasında bekledim. Eski ülkeden gelen ve hiç İngilizce konuşamayan şişman bir kadınla birlikte kıçımı terletiyordum.
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears. Washington Irving
No, there will come a time where I'm not gonna do this anymore. I mean, there will come a time, definitely, where I'll turn into Elvis - I'm gonna be fat and fishin', I guarantee you. Tim McGraw
It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate around, fat will become the primary energy fuel. That's pretty well known. Robert Atkins
I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles. I was fat as a barrel.
Victoria Abril