Jackie Mason

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

Amerika'da evli erkeklerin yüzde sekseni eşlerini aldayıtor. Geri kalan da Avrupa'da.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
Jackie Mason

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason

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